affectionate-misanthrope:

Me. I’m not even ashamed.

(Source: qq45xx)


onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Me as a parent! Lol

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood)

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

(Source: chlomaki)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

(Source: thevagabondmartian)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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nikkiyayo:

Happy saturday 😈

nikkiyayo:

Happy saturday 😈

(Source: encapture)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”