catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

(Source: giragu)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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nikkiyayo:

Happy saturday 😈

nikkiyayo:

Happy saturday 😈

(Source: encapture)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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shawtygot-class:

This had me weak

(Source: afirahs)

unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

(Source: moe-aloun)


devils-in-my-head:

marnla:

killing it

me at da club

(Source: generichenle)

(Source: vintagexlife)